If you lived in the northern...

...suburbs (like me) but were a normal person (unlike me) you would probably see Homewood-Flossmoor (1-0) at Stevenson (0-1) or Wheaton Warrenville South (1-0) at Maine South (0-1) this week.

(If you lived on the South Side you could attend Brother Rice (1-0) at Marist (0-1). If you lived out west you'd want to see Richards (1-0) at Batavia (1-0). And if you lived way out west you could watch Immaculate Conception (1-0) at Kaneland (1-0).)

But if you wanted to attend the Best Game Between the Best Teams (like me) you would see Neuqua Valley (1-0) at Naperville Central (1-0), above. And on Saturday night Notre Dame (1-0) at Bartlett (0-1). (Who the heck is Bartlett? More on that later.)

P. S. Now, if you were really nuts (nuttier than me, even) you could drive down and attend Loyola (1-0) vs. O’Fallon (1-0) at 2:45 on Saturday afternoon at East St. Louis and then Montini (1-0) at East St. Louis (1-0) at 6:30. If you were nuts.