I talked to Rob Zvonar, the...

...head coach of Lincoln-Way East, last night for a piece I hope to have published in the Oak Leaves this week. (If they kill it I'll just post it here before Friday night's game with Oak Park and River Forest.)

But I had to tell my wife that at the end of the conversation Zvonar told me something that was "off the record," which made us rewatch this old scene from Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942).

P. S. Next time I see you I'll tell you what he said, but I can't print it here because it's strictly off the record.