Here are a few last minute...

...Irish toasts for St. Patrick's Day (with Kaliber, of course):

May those who love us, love us.
And for those who don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if he can not turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we may know them by their limping.
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May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use.
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Here's to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!
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May the Lord keep you in His hand and never close His fist too tight.
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Here's to your coffin...
May it be built of 100 year old oaks which I will plant tomorrow...