The Chicago Tribune has an article today...

...about some jamoke who named his firstborn child Addison Nicole Clark after Wrigley Field's famed location (Addison N. Clark, get it?). That's nothing. The guy who owns the local Dairy Queen (yes, Jim and Tom, the one near Loyola Academy) has three sons, Addison, Clark, and Sheffield, and two daughters, Grace and Ivy. Beat that!