The Name of the Day...

...belongs to Douglas Chrismas, the founder of Ace Gallery in Los Angeles.

You don't suppose anyone ever misspells that last name, do you? I mean, tries to add a "t"? (Even my spell check highlighted it.) Just imagine:

"Last name, please?"

"Chrismas -- no 't'."

"Huh?"

"You put a 't' in there."

"I did what?"

"Never mind."