I heard President Obama put...

... an extra blanket on the First Couple's bed last night.

"Scandal!" shrieked Fox News.

"What's he covering up?" wondered Sen. Lindsey Graham.

"We want answers to these questions!" demanded Sen. John McCain.

Benghazi! The IRS! The Justice Department! 

Anyone else tired of all these "scandals?"

I like what Andrew Sullivan wrote today, "...the GOP has no relevant policies for our times, just politics."