Every time I see a story...

...about that "renegade Amish sect" responsible for a series of beard- and hair-cutting attacks on other Amish, I have to check and make sure I'm not reading the Onion.

This morning, in the Onion New York Times, it says the ringleader's name is Samuel Mullet.

P. S. Is that the World's Largest Mailbox, or what?