Here's one that should...

...make your head explode: Rick Santorum thinks Paul Ryan's new budget doesn't cut spending fast enough. 

Sure, it's a "great blueprint," the former senator from Pennsylvania says, but he believes "we need to cut government spending faster" than the $5.3 trillion Ryan has proposed over the next decade. 

And here's the part I've been trying to tell my 92-year-old mother (there I go again!) who "kind of likes that guy Santorum." From a piece in the Washington Post (my emphasis): 

Santorum has said Medicare changes must be implemented immediately and not be imposed only on future retirees. 

Ya hear that, Ma? That nice-looking Catholic man with the seven kids wants to throw you under the bus.