Mildred Orton died...

...at age 99. Never mind who she was; it's not important.

I was all set to write a brief post this morning that said, "Note to prospective parents: avoid the name Mildred." But then I read the rest of the obituary and found out that her husband's first name was Vrest. (Vrest? Even my spellcheck highlights that.) And her son's name was Lyman.

So it turns out Mildred may have had the best name in the family.